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Dear Idiot Parked Behind Me In The Elementary School Parking Lot -
I need to get out of my parking spot, but you are parked behind me. Perpendicularly. I asked once nicely and I won’t do it again. Get out of my way. Before I ram into you just like the Burger King commercial. And before [...]
It’s Groundhog Day today. Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, which means 6 more weeks of winter. Phil is by far the most famous of Groundhogs, but there are lots of other groundhogs around the country that didn’t see their shadow. Who made Phil the King of the Groundhogs anyway? I choose General Beauregard Lee as [...]
I have to admit that I haven’t been a huge fan of Kara DioGuardi since she joined American Idol this season. And I have to admit I don’t have a good reason. I didn’t know much about her. But this afternoon I read she co-wrote the new Pink song, Sober, and I’m in love with [...]
Have you seen this commercial? Did you laugh as hard as I did? My favorite would probably have to be the garbage man…. Oh my.
Seen in the checkout line at Wal-Mart:
A man pushing a cart full of Doritos (probably 7 or 8 bags) and 4 gallons of skim milk. Why the skim?? In front of him – A man pushing a cart with 2 warehouse size boxes of diapers in different sizes, 3 cases of beer and [...]
If you want to see what she’s copying, check out the Beyonce video below. I don’t think I would show it to my kids – it’s pretty suggestive. But I still wish I had an alter-ego that allowed me to dance around in a leotard and heels. Beyonce’s alter-ego is named Sasha Fierce – Go [...]
Yesterday I noticed I always go into the same stall in a public restroom. Always. Why? I don’t know. After I started thinking about it, I felt like I was in the Battle of Wits from The Princess Bride. (What a great movie!)
Enter Cammi’s Brain -
“If everyone else thinks the first stall is most clean, [...]
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