Dear So-and-So #1

Dear Idiot Parked Behind Me In The Elementary School Parking Lot -

I need to get out of my parking spot, but you are parked behind me. Perpendicularly. I asked once nicely and I won’t do it again. Get out of my way. Before I ram into you just like the Burger King commercial. And before I end up on the Channel 5 news with PTA Mom Gone Wild stamped across my forehead.

Sincerely,

The Crazy Lady Shooting Darts At You With My Eyeballs Through The Rearview Mirror

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Dear Diet Dr Pepper -

I’m so sorry I’ve been neglecting you. It’s not you, it’s me. Maybe someday we can be together again.

XOXO *Cam*

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Dear Harold -

I’m too old to get zits your size. Seriously. There is only so much makeup can do. So give into the Neutrogena Rapid Clear gel and get off of my chin.

Godspeed, C.

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Dear Lady In The Car Next To Me On The Freeway -

Yes, I dance and sing in the car. Don’t you? Quit looking at me like that.

Love, Me

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Dear Kat -

Thanks for thinking of such a fun blogging idea! It gives me a chance to say all the things I wish I could really say. I love it and can’t wait to participate again!

Cammi

Comments

  1. Amanda says:

    People do love to give strange looks when you’re dancing in the car. I do it too. (The dancing, not the strange looks.)

    I also have a “Harold” at the moment. Sigh.

  2. Kat says:

    Have you seen the movie Fried Green Tomatoes? TAWANDA!!!!!!

  3. Marcella says:

    thank you very much for both of your encouragements! it it allatucy comfort me alot and fortify my confidence once again! i will never ever give up at all! i was ready and truely willing to follow our LORD until the end of my life! unitl the moment i meet him again in the heaven!God saves us through the end! He loves us! He prepare every best things for us in our life through different ways! He is the king of kings, he is the power of the earth and the world! thank you fater! thank you for choosing us and saving us and clearing us with Jesus’s Blood!thank again for such a sweetest couple….GOL BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY! AMEN

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